my loyal Absurd Army members.
The year of 2014 was one of insignificance in number. It was a year of utter importance in line of the five promised books, it was the year of the release of the much anticipated
Can Tea Really Make You Invisible?
And a much quieter year online from yours truly.
My absence was caused by a few factors:
1) I was writing.
2) I was practicing magic and dimensional/time jumping.
3) I was in your bedroom touching your closed eyes as you slept.
4) I was working with a creative friend of mine on some future
merch.
5) I was and have been working on the
resurrection of Simply Gary...
but that's just a little side thing. Forget about it. Don't ask me about it. I will not answer. SHH, God damn it!
2015 is a year of
freshnesss and restoration. I will continue to work on
Absurdly Disturbing Tales and my late husband...
stop going on about it!
Geesh! Get off my fucking case! There are a few surprises in the pipeline, one of which, as long as I can source the materials, promises to be an opportunity for you to own something truly special...
and potentially life-changing...
in a very evil way. More to follow on that little venture when I have made my first prototype.
Have an absurd Christmas, worship yourself, fuck the world, and drink in that life that you have. Easier said than done for some, I appreciate that, but try not to let the shit drag you down. There are miracles out there, there are friends to be made, there is music to listen to.
Zelda
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